Carrying On Without a Comma -^?/!…:”*!+_+_+”{}”’……Oh Boy!!!What the F#*//*It’s National Punctuation Day

Watch out for those exclamation points. They can derail your entire writing effort. Current literary advice says only to use these common forms of punctuation between dialogue tags and not in the main body of the story. photo by author
Watch out for those exclamation points. They can derail your entire writing effort. Current literary advice says only to use these common forms of punctuation between dialogue tags and not in the main body of the story. photo by author

“And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know”  Frank Zappa from the song Camarillo Brillo

National Punctuation Day !!!

Tomorrow, September 24,  is National Punctuation Day, so go wild and use as much <.?/!@$ punctuation as your little heart desires. This day only comes around once a year, so splurge and go %$#@! hog-wild with the semi-colons, apostrophes and exclamation points……You deserve it…/…You’ve earned it,,baby!!! You’ll definitely feel better afterwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Forget about the war against _)&^#!!?,.ISIS, forget about the <://(7%# climate changes and forget about the political fortunes of our not-so-illustrious president. Just be grateful for all the **!//? various forms of punctuation that grace the  !?./<,)( English language. And for those of you who use English as a second language, here are a few examples that will make you ^*%#1!! homesick for the old country……- – – -.  §¡Æ÷ṓ¿ɸȹ………..  So skip that friendly visit to your church, chapel, synagogue, mosque or chapel!!!! Just go out and celebrate National Punctuation Day. Make it the most important day of the year.

And For Those Who Wish To Increase Awareness of Correct Punctuation

LOL!!!!! But if you are really serious about using just the right choice of commas, periods, dashes, hyphens or colons, you might acquire a copy of Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss……..and then read it!!!! You won’t be disappointed for Miss Trull has taken a rather mundane topic and made it into a bestseller that has sold millions of copies worldwide.

Or……. you could search out local businesses, who have displayed improper punctuation, and enlighten them to their errors. (Better yet; you can spray paint the words Your Punctuation Sucks on their front window with crimson Day-Glo paint. P.S. Avoid defacing other parts of the building, as you will probably get arrested for criminal destruction of property)

Go to the the National Punctuation Day Website and vote for your favorite form of punctuation.

Throw a punctuation party. This might include cookies or cakes decorated with punctuation marks, games and/or clothing decorated with some form of punctuation.

 

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