Best Piece of Writing Advice Ever
Best Piece of Writing Advice Yet (from the venerable Mark Twain) “Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.” Nothing could be more simple, right?
Today’s look around the internet includes more on Amazon-Hatchette, words from a black screenwriter and a bunch of Tom Swifties.
Does Anybody remember Boyz in the Hood?
“Don’t go through the system. Do it yourself. Do something you believe in.”
Oscar-nominated writer/director John Singleton (Boyz in the Hood
The title definitely caught my eye when the film first came out in 1991, but I never got around to watching the movie (on DVD) till a few years ago. I must say I enjoyed the show immensely. It’s a great coming of age story about a tight-knit group of black teenagers trying to cope with the urban, drug-infested neighborhood that they find themselves thrust into.
The amazing thing about this film is that Singleton wrote the screenplay and landed the director’s spot just a year or two after he graduated from UCLA film school. I can’t imagine anything like this happening today, even though they are more opportunities out there and internet sites like the Black List have made Hollywood more accessible. Do it yourself is not all that it’s cracked up to be.
This Hatchette-Amazon Thing Drags On
“Consider the French Revolution. A bunch of blue bloods really thought they were born to rule, and the peasants couldn’t live without them to govern. They were wrong.” Joe Konrath
Mr. Konrath continues his defense of ebook publishing and self-publishing with this timely rage against Author’s United. His assertion that the ebooks are radically changing the publishing world has been around for several years. Now that the Amazon-Hatchette feud dominates the literary conversation, Joe has gained more notoriety as the great defender of Amazon and the new reality of cheap ebooks. No different than the rise of paperbacks right after WWII or the emergence of DVD discs and the consequent demise of VHS tapes, ebooks are here to stay. Check out his blog…….even if don’t agree his opinions you may the argument compelling.
Who Was Tom Swift?
Last week while discussing the overuse of adverbs, Anne Allen dug up the popular 60s phenomena of Tom Swifties, which derived from the Tom Swift character of YA fame that has been around since 1910.
Here are some of my favorites.
“Careful with that chainsaw,” Tom said offhandedly.
“I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked.
“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car” Tom sobbed (Saabed)
“I wonder if this radium is radioactive?” asked Marie curiously
“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples” Tom groaned dolefully
“That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly.
“I’ll have a martini,” said Tom, drily (dryly)
“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly
“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly
“I have no flowers,” Tom said lackadaisically
Don’t lend me more yarn— / I can’t mend worth a darn,” / Said Tom, as he knitted his brow.
Kind of silly, but in a way they still retain some of their charm.
Final Quote of the Day
“Don’t write a book someday, write a book today. That’s what I did.” Chuck Wendig